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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Are U The Leader or The Mob..

Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?

Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!

READ the Instructions thoroughly

1. Think of a number from 1 to 10

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2. Multiply that number by 9


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3. If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together


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4. Now subtract 5


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5. Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with

(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)


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6. Think of a country that starts with that letter.


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7. Remember the last letter of the name of that country.


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8. Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.


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9. Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.



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10. Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.


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"Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?"

FREAKY!! Isn't It!?!

If NOT, u're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with Kangaroos in Denmark and Orange when given this exercise.


Write what u were thinking of in the COMMENTS section, U can post anonymous too....


MOB or LEADER.... U Decide....


Lets C What Comes here...

Saw this Blog game going on.... Its like the very primitive emails where one used to create some fields and send it across to whole address book for replies.... The game has been updated for blogs... U have to fill all the fields, with each reply starting from the first letter of your name..... I was tagged to this game with an updated version, reply to all the answers in PUNJABI touch....

Up here, you have to reply to subsequent fields with the next letter of alphabets.... like if ur name starts with "A", the answer to 2nd field should start with "B", to the 3rd with "C" and so on... Pretty Simple....

1. What is your name: Anirudh gabroo...
2. A four Letter Word: Ailo
3. A boy's Name: Amreek
4. A girl's Name: Amrita
5. An occupation: Aadti (Commission Agent)
6. A colour: Asmaani ;)(Sky Blue)
7. Something you wear: Angoothi (Ring)
8. A food: Aaloo De Praanthe dahi te makkhan naal (National Breakfast)
9. Something found in the bathroom: Aphtersabe (Phitkari)
10. A place: Ambarsar (Amritsar)
11. A reason for being late: Aalas (Laziness, ofcourse)
12. Something you shout: Aa te ji kamaal ho gaya
13. A movie title: Asa Nu Maan Watna Da
14. Something you drink: Angoori ;) Bbbbrrrruuuuaaaaaaa
15. A musical group: Aryans
16. An animal: Ape (Punjabi naam koi hai bhi sahi A se?)
17. A street name: Arjan Dev Singh Marg
18. A type of car: Audi
19. Something scary: Aanda Saanp [:P]
20. Ice cream flavour: Amb di kulfi (tuhaadi Divine MANGO Ice Cream)

Reply in the comments section.... Lets C, how it turns up here...

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Corporate Lessons

Here is a very Funny but True way to guide ur corporate life.... Read the 3 stories and the Morals

I. A crow used to sit on a tree and do nothing all day, a rabbit saw it and said, "Can I also sit like u & do nothing." The crow replied, "Yes, sure" so the rabbit sat under the tree, suddenly a fox appeared and ate the rabbit.

MORAL: If U want to sit Idle & Do Nothing, make sure U R sitting really HIGH UP

II. A Bull & a Turkey were talking. The Turkey Said, "I'd love to reach the top of that tree but I don't have the strength to Fly that high." The Bull replied, "Why don't U feed on my droppings, it is packed with nutrients." The turkey ate some and realized that it could actually fly higher, so it ate more and more till it was able to reach the top of the tree. A Hunter spotted the turkey on the tree top and shot it down.

MORAL: 1. Stronger People will always lure u to higher positions for taking their shit.
2. Bullshit can take u to the top but it can not keep u there.

III. A little bird was migrating south for winters, it was so cold that the bird froze and fell on ground. A cow came by and excreted some dung on it. The bird was humiliated but was helpless. Soon it began to realize that the cow dung was keeping it warm and alive. As it became more comfortable, the bird began to sing with joy. A cat heard the bird, dug it out of the dung and ate it.

Moral: 1. Not everyone who drops shit on u is ur enemy.
2. Not everyone who digs u out of shit is ur friend.
3. When u r in shit, better keep ur mouth shut.

Monday, August 10, 2009

One Lovely SMS

Ever since I came to Delhi, I've ceased laying any importance to the SMS Beep of my Mobile, 9 times out of 10 as it gives an SMS Alert, I find an advertising for property that I can't as yet afford, or a Weight Loss package that I don't want....
But a Few Days back there was this Lovely SMS on my phone that one of my very old pals sent to me....

"Work For A Cause, Not For Applause", "Live To Express, Not To Impress", "Don't Strive To Make Ur Presence Felt, Just Make Ur Absence Noticed"

I was more than just Impressed, what High words to form Principle to One's Life... Loved it so much that I immediately assigned it as my Status Message on gTalk... I want to spread these words. ThanQ Ritesh (fondly remembered as HOLI). Of all the ways you have added value to me, this is the best & the one I'm most indebted to. :)

P.S: The response was also very encouraging, one of my friend's on gTalk reacted by quoting it to his status message too... so I'll believe I'm not the only eccentric soul to have liked this Philosophical SMS.