Corporate Lessons

Here is a very Funny but True way to guide ur corporate life.... Read the 3 stories and the Morals

I. A crow used to sit on a tree and do nothing all day, a rabbit saw it and said, "Can I also sit like u & do nothing." The crow replied, "Yes, sure" so the rabbit sat under the tree, suddenly a fox appeared and ate the rabbit.

MORAL: If U want to sit Idle & Do Nothing, make sure U R sitting really HIGH UP

II. A Bull & a Turkey were talking. The Turkey Said, "I'd love to reach the top of that tree but I don't have the strength to Fly that high." The Bull replied, "Why don't U feed on my droppings, it is packed with nutrients." The turkey ate some and realized that it could actually fly higher, so it ate more and more till it was able to reach the top of the tree. A Hunter spotted the turkey on the tree top and shot it down.

MORAL: 1. Stronger People will always lure u to higher positions for taking their shit.

2. Bullshit can take u to the top but it can not keep u there.

III. A little bird was migrating south for winters, it was so cold that the bird froze and fell on ground. A cow came by and excreted some dung on it. The bird was humiliated but was helpless. Soon it began to realize that the cow dung was keeping it warm and alive. As it became more comfortable, the bird began to sing with joy. A cat heard the bird, dug it out of the dung and ate it.

Moral: 1. Not everyone who drops shit on u is ur enemy.

2. Not everyone who digs u out of shit is ur friend.

3. When u r in shit, better keep ur mouth shut.